The Random

These are just random thoughts swirling in my dome....

Why does Beyonce keep rocking her mothers' CRAP-tastical evening wear? Yo B! You done good. Moms is set for life from your hard work. You're a great daughter. You don't owe her nothing else. Stop with the foolishness that is the HOUSE of DEREON. These fishtailed messes made from sofa fabrics have got to stop. Stop reppin' that garbage cuz you're doing a horrible service to women, girls, the country AND the world.


Why do I get the feeling that sometime in Spring or Summer First Lady Obama is gonna walk across the White House lawn looking hot to death with fine ass Mr. Prez and kids in tow, rocking some braids neatly tucked in a tight ass bun? That right I said it! BRAIDS! Braids boarding Air Force One on the way to Camp David. It's coming peeps.
CAN...YOU...FEEEEEL...IT!
Remember you heard it HERE first when the mainstream media starts accusing her of sporting a Nation of Islam Black Panther Terrorist that hates America hairdo. HA!


I *Heart" Robert DeNiro cuz he luvs the black berries. Has dude ever dated a white woman?
Enlighten me, please.


February is the longest, shortest month. I can't wait until this month is freakin' over. ARRGH!

Blogging is a lot more challenging than I expected. I have a great deal of respect for those who do it well. There must be some truth to the stereotype. You know the one about bloggers being slobs in PJ's in front of the TV snacking while typing cuz this craft takes "time." You know the shit I'm poorly managing these days.


Why is it that as a parent you kick ass by giving your kids the tools they need to face challenges and overcome obstacles when you're not around, and the minute they utilize the tools and skills successfully you wanna kick their asses for not needing your help?


God I hate whiny ass old schooldemocrats. They are so in denial. At some point they are gonna realize that their party of old is obsolete as well. Obama and Dean revamped the Dem Party and changed the way the game is played right before their very eyes. The New Dem Party is a party of confidence, swagger, intellect, humor, snark (YAY Robert Gibbs-Press Secretary BIOOOTCH!), YOUTH, vision, GI-normous ideas and nothing to freakin' lose cuz we lost all out shit during the cold and dark years of Bush/ Cheney.
The old dem party of whiners, doubters, complainers, and saps is dead. Come new or shut the fuck up cuz Obama's GOT THIS. Ya Heard!


Early AM sex has got to be good for your health. *sigh*

Please hurry up and kill off Blondie from Grey's Anatomy. DAMN already!

Debbie Wasserman Schultz kicks ass even though she's starting to look a lil reptilian. Seems like Florida does strange thangs to white people. Crist looks a lil strange as well. hmmmm...
Enlighten me.

I'm going to wake up in Paris soon. I am dammit! I AM!

This weekend I came to the realization that although I would desperately love to cut off all my hair I'm not. I lack the self esteem and uber-confidence needed to rock a bald head. Plus my face is too fat so until I commit to this damn raw food diet and lose at least face fat (at most ass fat) then braid shop here I come. *sigh*

I loved a DJ as a teenager. I saw him in passing one day in Target. Fucking Target! He was with his wife and daughter. I was with my husband. Our eyes met. We said hello. I loved him again, right there in the kitchen utensil ailse. And then he was gone....